So I made the appointment and as it turns out he is farsighted and has an astigmatism in both eyes. (oh no, Lisa. My eyes are fine!)
His glasses came in today and I just had to snap a quick photo of him because men in glasses make me squeal hormones out of my nose.
So adorable. His molestation meter just jumped up by a billion points. Too bad I'm going to be in Chicago next week.
You're safe for now, Mr. Or maybe not...