In other boring news, Maggie is driving me insane with her wanting of all the stuffed animals in the house. I keep telling her they're not frickin' puppies and that screw waiting for more money to come in. I'll spay her myself. I know how to use scissors, and Nick can hold her down, right? Right?! Cause right now she's scratching behind my couch to make a den for her invisalitter. MY COUCH.
There is a free spay and neuter clinic for low income families here, but Nick doesn't want to use it for who knows what reason. Fuck it. I'm going to take her there, say she's my dog and I'm currently looking for work. You don't get more low income than that, my friends. SPAY THIS DOG. PLEASE. BEFORE I KILL HER. And her owner for being so irresponsible and stubborn. OMG.