Good morning! Rub the damn belly.
But I did go potty. So now I'm just going to sit here, k?
Let's go do the laundry! It'll be exciting this time, I promise!
But I want the cat's toys!
Fine. I'll just play with this, then. You're such a bitch.
Why did you give me a bath? You washed away all the good smells.
Peanut butter!!! Om nyum nyum...