Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant

I'm obsessed with this show on TLC called "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant." It's wrong, really, but I can't help but laugh at some of these people. While in some of the cases I can see how they didn't know they were pregnant, the majority of the stories go like this:

"I had a two year old at home that my mom was watching so I could go out and party, cause I'm a typical 20 year old don'tcha know, and got with this guy and didn't use any form of birth control and was shocked to find out I was pregnant for 9 months and never knew and have no idea how it could of happened! I'll bet it was when I got with that one cute guy whose name I didn't even ask for..."

Wow. Who knew life resulted in putting a penis inside of a vagina? Not me. And not you, either apparently. Tell me again just how your first child came to be?

Some of the stories are mind boggling, though. Like this girl in the UK who didn't know she was pregnant until 9 months later when she goes into labor and gives birth in her bathroom to twins. Twins! And her mom was a nurse and never knew her daughter was pregnant either. Crazy!

Nick is making a yummy pasta dinner while I sit here and watch Karma fuck with Maggie. Maggie will walk by the couch and Karma will reach out and paw at Maggie's back. When Maggie turns around Karma looks at her like, "What?" and will just lay there until Maggie leaves. Then Karma will tap her back again and the cycle just keeps on going.

I'm easily amused. And it's sad.

Tomorrow I'm going out to Port Angeles to talk to some employment place who can find me a temp position somewhere around here that could turn into full time. I've driven out there before with Nick, but never by myself and once I get there I have no clue where this office is. Hopefully it won't be too hard to find. Gotta make a good driving cd cause the radio usually sucks.




  1. I just don't get it. How could you not know you were pregnant? Absurd.

  2. Dude, you have to watch this show. It BLOWS THE MIND.