Friday, October 30, 2009

Does anyone want this dog?

I've had it with this dog today. Seriously. Her skin allergies are back so I gave her a medicated bath. And she decided that the entire bathroom and I needed one too.

And taking her out to pee? Imagine a screaming 3 year old child at the grocery store who just won't shut up. It's all whine whine whine and ahhhh!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Now put that mentality into the most stubborn dog in the universe who is digging her claws into the grass so that I CAN NOT MOVE HER.

I don't know what the hell her problem is today but I'm not having any of it. Seriously dog, WTF? And now she's just standing here staring at me like she's waiting for my head to turn into a pork roast.

Screw you, Maggie. Seriously. I have a sink full of dishes that have to get washed, a ferret cage and a cat pan to clean, floors to sweep and now a very soapy bathroom to clean. Screwwwyouuuuu.

Do you people know how hard it is to get a dog who hates the bath to actually stay in the bath for 15 minutes while the medication works into her skin? It's like pulling teeth. On a fucking Komodo Dragon.

I'm becoming more and more a cat person with every passing day. As a matter of fact, if there ever comes a time in the future where I ramble on about wanting to get a cute little doggy? Just reply back, "MAGGIE" and all doggy thoughts will flee from my mind and I'll just bring home another cat instead.



  1. Just think of the brownie points you've earned by bearing well this task. I'm proud of you if that counts for anything. Besides it says a lot about the size of your heart.
    You are great.
    Take care.

  2. Ha, thanks. I love her, I do, but she is the most stubborn animal I have ever dealt with in my life. And I really can't see us without her. ::sigh::

    I love your name, btw! <3

  3. And dear God, you write romances. I think I love you.

  4. I'm a cat person, too. Even though my cat is worse than your dog, at least she doesn't need to answer nature's call from outside.

  5. Noo, she just does it on the carpet, mwahaha. How are you feeling? Doing anything spooooky?