She told Nick a few weeks ago that she saw an alien carrying a pink balloon and said that means I'm pregnant with a baby girl because apparently, she talks to aliens all the time. Then she knocks on our door a few days later only to tell me that her mother is the Queen of England and her father might be John Kennedy. Alrighty then. I'll be sure to log that away.
So tonight she knocks on our door and points to her belly and asks me if I'm pregnant. Um...no. "Really? You didn't get pregnant Christmas night between 11:30 and 12:30?" Wtf lady? NO. I WAS BLEEDING THEN not that it's any of your business to begin with. Thanks, bye bye now.
OMG. Sweet, sweet lady, but creeping meee ouuuttttt.
Also, I received mystery mail today. Someone sent me this really cute red fabric with white polka dots all over it and I have no idea where the hell it came from. All I know is if my card ends up being charged for it chances are my fabric obsession has driven me to sleep shop. And knowing myself (because...I am...uh..myself), that's highly possible.
I have an idea to make a couple cute pillow cases with it as it'll go really well with this rose flower fabric I have, but I don't know if I should use it in case it was a mistake or something.
Today was so freaking weird.
if your neighbor has family you may want to mention her visits. Sounds like she has dementia, and could be at risk for wandering off, getting lost, getting hurt.... Sounds like you were patient and kind to her. Not an easy thing to do under the circumstances. Maybe the fabric faerie sent the red fabric to you because you are so kind.
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