So Nick got these PJs for himself yesterday that he was excited about, yet when we came home and he tried them on, I just about died.
The conversation was pretty much:
" What do you think?"
"Oh my god, I'm sleeping with a five year old!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Here, take this teddy bear and pose for me. And look creepy."
You see that? I'm a paedophile. I molest this child. Often in public places and dark corners.
He's such a good boy.