So Nick got these PJs for himself yesterday that he was excited about, yet when we came home and he tried them on, I just about died.
The conversation was pretty much:
" What do you think?"
"Oh my god, I'm sleeping with a five year old!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Here, take this teddy bear and pose for me. And look creepy."
You see that? I'm a paedophile. I molest this child. Often in public places and dark corners.
He's such a good boy.
~*L*~
EL OH FREAKING EL. That just made my day. And week.
ReplyDeleteAnd what the hell, I couldn't sleep last night either. Tossed and turned until 8am, finally fell asleep for a bit then got up at 11am. WHAT IS THAT.
Also, I know a grown man who owns a dinosaur onesie. Discuss.
Is it a manly dinosour at least? Like a t- Rex?
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